Okay, so people post some stuff that I just want to scream, ‘What the fuck are you fucking thinking, you fucking dickhead?’ So I’ve decided to create “Shut Up and Hold My Fucking Margarita” questions to abolish some ignorant-as-fuck myths that people seem to earnestly believe because they’ve obviously never heard of Google before, let … Continue reading Shut Up & Hold My Fucking Margarita: The Pentagram Isn’t Satanic You Dipshit
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Imagine realising your drink has been spiked. Imagine thinking that messaging the nightclub where it happened out of concern for yourself and other patrons. Now, imagine you're a dick who lacks empathy. You get Rapture Nightclub's response. Imagine you're asked if you're even WORTH being drugged. Imagine that this comes after eight women were murdered … Continue reading #WhyIDidn’tReport: Rapture Nightclub Doesn’t Care If Your Drink Is Spiked
There are a lot of fucking ignorant misconceptions surrounding feminism, one of which is the idea that feminists are often unable to marry (which is why they are feminists) or that being a feminist will lead to divorce. Firstly, feminists do marry (if they want to). I’m married, and I’m married to a male feminist. … Continue reading Does Feminism Lead To Divorce?
He’s five and I’m eight, You make us toast cut into pretty shapes, Triangles, rectangles, and random squares; The crusts we save to feed the ducks, You warn us: “The geese, beware – ” But Charlie never had much luck. I’m sitting here and I don’t know what to write, Not now that you … Continue reading Random Squares
To help with understanding why it’s not as easy as people think to “just leave”, I will be writing a few memoir collections on my abusive ex. From here on in, I will refer to my ex as Ben, after Ben Affleck, because I have an irritational hatred for Ben Affleck. Seriously. There’s a lot of … Continue reading The Ex Files: Nothing Lasts Forever Vol #15
Now, I’m going to go out on a limb here on this one, and assume you mean more than what appears to be usual teenage “angst”. By “angst”, what I actually mean is that your children, when they reach a certain age, need to start forming relationships with people that aren’t their parents. This is … Continue reading Ask A Teacher (Parent Edition): My Child Won’t Speak To Me. Why?