Shut Up and Hold My Fucking Margarita (Answering Questions You Wish No One Had Asked): Yes, Saying “You Don’t See Colour” Is Racist

Okay, so people post some stuff that I just want to scream, ‘What the fuck are you fucking thinking, you fucking dickhead?’  So I’ve decided to create “Shut Up and Hold My Fucking Margarita” questions to abolish some ignorant-as-fuck myths that people seem to earnestly believe because they’ve obviously never heard of Google before, let … Continue reading Shut Up and Hold My Fucking Margarita (Answering Questions You Wish No One Had Asked): Yes, Saying “You Don’t See Colour” Is Racist

Shut Up And Hold My Fucking Margarita (Answering Questions You Wish No One Had Asked): Welcome To Australia, You Might Accidentally Get Killed

Okay, so people post some stuff that I just want to scream, ‘What the fuck are you fucking thinking, you fucking dickhead?’  So I’ve decided to create “Shut Up and Hold My Fucking Margarita” questions to abolish some ignorant-as-fuck myths that people seem to earnestly believe because they’ve obviously never heard of Google before, let … Continue reading Shut Up And Hold My Fucking Margarita (Answering Questions You Wish No One Had Asked): Welcome To Australia, You Might Accidentally Get Killed

The Friendship Breakup: If It Doesn’t Hurt, What’s The Point Of All These Posts?

Excellent question. I’m not going to lie – a part of writing these posts is for me. What happened to both Scott and me in Emerald was awful. We suffered more than most people will ever know, and more than you can imagine, and far more than will ever be written. The effects kept going, … Continue reading The Friendship Breakup: If It Doesn’t Hurt, What’s The Point Of All These Posts?

Shut Up And Hold My Fucking Margarita (Answering Questions You Wish No One Had Ever Asked): Australia Day

Okay, so people post some stuff that I just want to scream, ‘What the fuck are you fucking thinking, you fucking dickhead?’  So I’ve decided to create “Shut Up and Hold My Fucking Margarita” questions to abolish some ignorant-as-fuck myths that people seem to earnestly believe because they’ve obviously never heard of Google before, let … Continue reading Shut Up And Hold My Fucking Margarita (Answering Questions You Wish No One Had Ever Asked): Australia Day