My dad always said humans did our best thinking on the toilet because we aren't thinking. I don't know if that's entirely true, but I know for a fact I'm not the only one who has, in fact, been taking a shit and then they've suddenly had the best idea of their lives, even if … Continue reading So, You Want To Be A Writer: Tips, Tricks & Ideas Vol #10
I think I’ve mentioned this before – I’ve experimented with different mediums before, before deciding I really don’t like being behind the camera – the only thing I really like to do is, well, write. But you aren’t me. Maybe you’re hilariously funny, or you like to experiment, or you think some of your posts … Continue reading So, You Want To Be A Writer: Tips, Ticks & Ideas Vol #9
I haven’t actually had anyone complain about needing more followers since my first (now-deleted) blog, The Melodramatic Confessions of Carla Louise. That may be because if you’re obtuse enough to whine to me about something like likes or follows – especially if it’s coming from a point of extreme vanity, and has no focus whatsoever … Continue reading So, You Want To Be A Writer: Tips, Tricks & Ideas Vol #8
We've done me. We'll still do me, I guess, but time's are a-changing, and you've seen my mindful journey. You've seen me list that I knew something was wrong, and didn't do anything. You saw the excuses and justifications I gave, without it ever changing one solid fact: I was sick, and I didn't know why. … Continue reading Cause Here We Are Again: Your Mindful Journey, Vol #1
— Trigger and Content Warning — Like with the “Friendship Breakup” series, over the next few weeks, I’ll be answering commonly asked questions surrounding, specifically, Dr Ford and the entire fiasco that we just watched. The three sections I'll be heavily focusing on will be: #ButWhyDoesn'tSheLeave, #ButDon'tYouWantToGetBetter, as well as #WhyIDidn'tReport. As this topic is of a … Continue reading #ButWhyDoesn’tSheLeave: But Johnny Depp Is The Victim, Goddamnit! And Amber Heard Is A Lying Golddigger!
Ever since I can remember, I always wanted to be an author. I loved reading, I loved the ideas of other authors, and I loved being immersed in a different world. When I was in senior (years 11 and 12), I’d developed a great rapport with one of my favourite teachers ever, a wonderful man … Continue reading So, You Want To Be A Writer: Tips, Tricks & Ideas Vol #7
Sometimes, when writing, you just get stumped. You don’t know what to write, or when, or why. Maybe you’re fatigued from keeping up your writing schedule; maybe you’ve got a case of writer’s block. Maybe you have all the ideas, but for some reason, despite having all the ideas, you just can’t seem to put … Continue reading So, You Want To Be A Writer: Tips, Tricks & Ideas Vol #6